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Wednesday, May 28, 2008
/ 10:38 PM  YAY I finally have various things to blog about that make me ahm-chio whenever I think about them:) 1) Sherrie and her continuing evil-ness From the following extract, let us examine how Sherrie is so subtly yet truly mean. Before Hillsongs concert, Plaza Singapura Renee (fat sausage with mash potatoes in hand): OMG, I'm so hungry lah I haven't had dinner yet (munch munch munch). Oh no I think I better eat more before the concert starts. I'm going to get a pretzel! Joyce: Okay, okay let's go get. Sherrie do you want anything. Sherrie the evil: Yah, help me get XO fish (which btw was so XO-y I could smell it from miles away). Joyce: You want a pretzel too? Sherrie (in an affronted tone): NO! You think I'm a pig ah! *Renee gapes at Sherrie. Sherrie proceeds to realize what she has just said and laughs evilly* Okay fine. I know I eat alot I'm growing fatter by the millisecond, but at least let me float happily in my delusions Sherrie Koh! "Don't worry, I'm fat too" also implies the same thing okay, Sherrie. Your helpful words ah, not helpful at all. 2) Jiexin and her tendency to pick weird animals Broadway hawker centre Gen: Okay, you walk into a forest (she was doing some test), what is the first animal you see. *Renee's thinking while Jiexin immediately answers...* JX: CAMEL! *Eveyone bursts out laughing* Gen: Okay okay, you continue walking. What is the next animal you see? JX: POLAR BEAR! Turns out right, the first animal you pick reflects who you are, and better yet, the second represents your future lover. WTH JX is going to have a polar-bear-y husband HAHAHA!! Maybe one of her very COOL guys yah. Went to take a look at my sock-sniffing pics at Debbie's blog. That girl ah, made me sound like I was perversely taking a deep breath of my sock's scent when really my sock's miles away from my face. Haha, anyway I was just high that day after HOURS and HOURS of commendation practice, so I had no idea what I was doing man:) Trust Debbie to catch me then haha! Anw off to Bugis and National Library with JX for project work. We two were super distracted by shopping and especially food. Gosh never put two foodies together I'm warning you. Anyway, had a lovely time listening to her stories:) And laughing at her being so spastic, ask me for pics and I'll send 'em to you! She's forever unglam, I tell you. Even lao shi agrees she looks like she was plucked out from Home Run! And I don't know what she does in the toilet, because everytime she comes out of the cubicle it looks like she raped herself. Twice. Super dishevelled and messy every single time without fail! Hanging out with her is lots of laughs though, glad she's my PW group leader! Sis bought Mario Cart. I suck at using that driving wheel control, I can go from 1st to 12th (last) in consecutive races. But baby Mario is so cute I really wanted to see his face in the price ceromony but I missed out by one placing:( Fun though, the game. Haven't touched the Wii in ages, so I was happy to play again:) Shi Yun and Gen (not my sugarbaby thank you) have gone off for China trip. I wanna go too:( |
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