Woohoo!!! Two days of fun, Monday and Tuesday were. Muaha.


Celebrated Clara's b'day (very belated) on Monday at Lungland's Pizza Hut. Ok, ok sorry, it's Heartland I'm feeling very kooky and high now, therefore I've reached extreme lameness. It's just that I've been looking through the zoo trip pics which are kind of funny, plus I thought of Dionne. Shall dwell into that later:D:D:D


Anyway, back to the point. Serena nearly destroyed our plan lah. Just as Xioa Hui wanted to bring Clara away by saying she had to go look for her sis so that we could prepare the cake, Serena (aka Red) had to volunteer to go instead. -.-. There was a moment of silence then. LOL. All about to throw stones at her!!!


Off to wallet shop with Sherrie after that. Tsk tsk tsk, shall never go out with her alone again. Completely and totally demoralizing, I tell you!!! More details in this entry, so read on!!! Met our stalkers, Lizzie and Serena at Vivo. They were acting nonchalent and all, sitting on the chair acting innocent. But noooo, I bet they planned to stalk us all along!!! Anyway, departed shortly after that, and I'm finally glad I got my wallet:D


Next day was zoo trip with clique:D:D:D Muahaha, fun fun and more fun!!!

Relived childhood memories and was refreshed by the... captivating scent of the zoo. Haha:D Took pics with snakes, which was pretty cool:D Apparently, when I said bring Shawn when I'm dead (referring to the oh so cute Shawn from CSS2), they thought it was my bf. -.- -.- -.- What more can I say. Then my very helpful clique nodded and said "yah, yah!". Wah, helpful sia. Then I had one more snake thrown on my lap for good measure. I think I looked really constipated, because the guy told me to stop smiling like I was constipated. LOL!!! Fine lah, I'm not that great with snakes.


Okok. I realized that I should only go out with some of my clique members alone. Going out with the rest is simply hazardous. Here's why and why not.


REASONS WHY THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE PEOPLE WE GO OUT WITH:


1. Dionne



Look at her!!! She's Miss "I'm at peace with all animals, especially snakes". Note her carefree smile and the way she caresses the snakes. Awwww... She won't harbour sadistic thoughts, unlike certain people *cough* Sherrie *cought* Amandal *cough*


Plus, she'll make you laugh when she sings "I'm not sarcastic, I'm not sarcastic..." then proceeds to slip and fall. You'll feel sad that she falls, but you can laugh until you pee. I nearly did.


2. Dayna




Another one who looks at peace with the snakes!!! If Dayna here ever makes you feel demoralized, you can box her and her brittle and fragile frame will fall in pieces onto the floor:D You can visit the Fragile Forest in the zoo with her.


Also, she has an ultracool cam and she sends pictures to you. She also does not take pictures everyday 5 seconds.


3. Joyce


Joyce is a good person to go out with because if she ever annoys you, you can just tell her that her eyes are small and she will go into bouts of spasms!!! You can suan her endlessly, and she'll be your 24-hr entertainment!! Hehe.

Weird men (aka let me shake your hand guy and I'm a tribal man guy) will be attracted to her, so you don't need to worry about being harrassed!!!

She'll also feed you carrot sticks everyday. If you love carrots, that is.

REASONS WHY THESE PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE WE SHOULD NOT GO OUT WITH:

1. Amandal


Amandal will bring you to Ang Mo Kio Hub at 9.50am when you are supposed to be there at 11am, even when you persuade her that all the shops are closed.

Also, she will take an endless number of pictures everywhere you go, and she will tell you that she's very tired during your outing. Then she will proceed to call you the next day and tell you she's still very tired. LOL!!! She's tired everyday.

Plus she will insist that all white animals are really albino and keep asking snake men to bring out albino snakes until they really bring out a humongous one.

2. Sherrie

Endless reasons I tell you, ENDLESS!!!

Firstly, note the diabolical glint in her eyes in both her pics. She looks like she will throw snakes at you, especially in the second pic. She looks like she's whispering to the snake, telling it to do something naughty!!!

Secondly, she will be all sadistic and tell you that she wishes some animals would end up in predicaments, such as hamsters in microwaves and so on. She will also buy an animal print bag and intentionally bring it to the zoo to aggrivate animals.

Thirdly, and most importantly, she will make you feel extremely demoralized. At the end of the day, you'll feel like an ugly duckling, just like me. Because fine lah she is hot and pretty so everyday you have to entertain standing next to her and smiling politely as she turns down all kinds of offers. Shall not announce publicly but yup, people, avoid Sherrie at all costs!!!

Also, she'll eat you food. Hehe.

Okay, okay, actually I'm kidding. All of them are great to go out with. But I think I really need to check in to self-esteem classes with Dionne. We need therapy now!!! Haha:D

Alrighty, off I go-ey.